That’s one game that makes me wish I still had an Xbox 360. The bastards never added it to backwards compatibility. 

I probably won’t be playing this high because I have to drive an hour both ways in and out of Illinois just to buy some eddies. But I will be playing it regardless because just reading the name “Little Shitaly” made me literally lol on my work break. 

Easily my new most anticipated game. Now if only Tenchu would make a comeback...

That was my thought exactly. Somebody gave a mobile developer a console level budget and it looks the part in every single way imaginable.

So you’re telling me he invaded their speech without warning and irritated everybody? Seems on brand for Elden Ring.

If for no other reason I’ll be seeing this for that music. The way they’re using the familiar Mario tunes sounds fantastic. 

I think this clip made it click for me. Not perfect but it works. 

You guys love to spout this “go woke go broke” nonsense about things that make hella money. How’s Nike doing? 

Cool? Plenty of people, myself included, didn't enjoy it regardless of politics. 

People I know that have one love it. I just can’t justify the expense, especially since I’d have to go for the 512gb model. I’d hope for a sale but if the Index is any indication that’s not too likely to ever happen.

Too true.

I like to think it’s because it was a bland and dull slog where you did the same things you’ve done in a hundred other more interesting games just in the past decade alone. But that’s only because I spent about ten hours trying to play the thing. The godawful voice acting didn’t help matters either. How do you get Sam…

You laugh, but now they’re legally married as per Incel Law statute 154.34. 

Is this PVP or co-op? Because it’s not clear from the article and I'd be down for expanded co-op options and not down at all for more pvp.

Well, damn. The Steam Deck isn’t something that I’d rush out to buy but getting one for free would be pretty nice. Especially since it’s most ‘spensive one. Guess they’re getting me to watch the stupid Game Awards this year. Or at least have it on in the background while I watch something else that isn’t a soulless…

Yeah, but the thing is that all the people saying he should have been the voice in the movie want that specifically so he’d sound like he does in the games. That’s where the pushback is coming into play. I don’t think anybody would be against Martinet doing the voice. Only with him doing *the* voice for a full length…

If this doesn’t lead to a DKC spinoff there will be hell to pay.

Definitely fuck a few of those. Especially Danger Room. 

Sweet vindication.