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Connor Dickless
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One time, 5 or 6 years back, I went to a wedding reception and got nearly blackout drunk. Instead of making the 20 minute drive home I decided to pass out in my car in the parking lot. The next thing I knew it was sunrise and a cop was knocking on my window. I was very clearly still intoxicated. I wasn’t asked to take

Only 5v5 is kind of a bummer. Would have preferred at least 10v10. VR support puts me at a crossroads too. I normally wouldn’t care but that VR mission in Battefromt was great. I’d rather get it for Xbox or PC but one doesn’t have VR and I don’t have VR for PC. Guess I’ve got a few months to come to a decision. At

I could have forgiven it if it was all black. I’m sure that’s coming eventually and I’m still not a fan of the find. But that white design looks just awful to me. I’m personally not sold on the controller though. The dualshock 4 is the only controller ever that has given me actual hand pain. Not even the previous

I’ve heard that. I got really burnt out on the scripted jump scares with Ma and Pa Baker and clocked out after her fight. Hopefully the season pass will hit a sale sometime soon.

This thing looks like they fired whoever voted against that boomerang controller and promoted boomerang guy to design lead 

There were characters that I feel like I would have liked more if not for the stiff doll-like facial animations and the wooden VOs. A lot of the characterizations fell flat for me as a result. I probably would have been able to overlook my issues with the gameplay otherwise. It’s one area where I think they can

Comparing the two on price, the Series X will be much easier to stomach regardless. With the substantial backwards compatibility I can feel comfortable selling my One X to offset some of that cost. All while being able to play practically everything I own now. This doesn’t get enough recognition imo. I can’t say the

Some people think the Series X looks boring but I love it’s monolithic design. It’s simple but makes it’s presence known. The PS5 won’t match a damn thing I have in my house. Let alone my entertainment space. This shit looks like the edgelord af “futuristic” console designs I used to sketch in my high school notebook

They’ve got my attention. I didn't really like RE7 all that much (I know, I know) and I'm not big on the first person perspective. But maybe I should finally get around to finishing it. Gotta see what's up with my boy, Chris. 

The wording MS used was “console exclusive”, which wasn’t inaccurate. That there is nothing before these videos during an event to “showcase PS5 games” seems far more misleading to me.

I hated the controller and thought that was that. The console couldn’t look worse. But it’s worse. That thing is hideous. It looks like a game console design from 1995 meant to look like what consoles could like like in the future of the year 2000. Cleaning that thing will be the worst.

The first game was something that I desperately*wanted* to enjoy. It’s got a great world but such derivative gameplay and bland characters imo (all of them, not just Aloy). The world wasn’t enough to save it for me. I know a lot of people love it but if they spruce things up in the mechanics department I'll be

So when half the games shown today are revealed to be multiplatform are people gonna complain? Or does that only matter when it’s Xbox?

After the remake of the first game I was really hoping for at least ports of the PS3 remasters. 

You kind of have to since it's almost impossible to get to a hero before someone else. "Max number in play" is a constant for me. 

This right here. I stumbled on it a couple of weeks ago and it's pretty solid. One of those "I hope this doesn't die" games. 

Not to undermine the post but as of now it’s also on sale for $12 on Vudu for the 4K version.

Not to undermine the post but as of now it’s also on sale for $12 on Vudu for the 4K version.

I’d tell the racists that cry about “erasing history” to just read a damn history book if I thought they could actually read.

I support this take. Guy just rubs me the wrong way. 

All this article did was remind that I'm sad Battleborn failed. I had fun with the game.