My thoughts exactly. I can’t imagine this being a pretty or smooth experience, but opening up the game to a larger audience isn't bad. 

Like...a direct sequel? Or a sequel in the traditional Zelda sense?

Ehh, he kind of works in a cartoon but even then I find his Thor to be pretty cheesy sounding. Like a guy trying to deepen his voice at the expense of practically all emotion. It really doesn’t work for me here when all the other characters are being played serious and then faux Shakespearean Thor opens his mouth. 

Not digging Thor’s likeness or cheesy-ass voice acting, but count me in.

Luckily, I know just the game for you and it’s available digitally on most modern platforms!

Wow this is bittersweet. Asura’s Wrath has been one of my most wanted games for back compat, bit to know that it’s among the last batch.....

They're really gonna stick with calling it Final Fantasy VII Remake, huh?

Gross. 

Or they have different tastes? I dunno. I find HZD to be really dull and by-the-numbers for instance but it’s praised from here to kingdom come. Even the Uncharted games are only enjoyable to me for the stories. 

I thought for sure it was Resident Evil 8 when the 1996 timestamp popped up. Figured it was another prequel to RE1 or something. 

I dunno, I think it looks pretty cool. 

I haven’t been able to get into a Tales game since Vesperia but that screenshot has me intrigued as hell.

I tried it back when it came out and I felt the same way. It’s one of those games where I’ve always wondered why and how it’s remembered so fondly, but I guess different strokes and all that.

As much as I love this I honestly think they could have done a better job with his in-game likeness. Certain little things feel off like his eyes and mouth. Either way they've probably got my money. 

I mean, yeah. But green’s my color of choice.

Translation: “We don’t want to have to develop a character with any kind of actual, tangible, uhh, character. So instead play as these soulless proxies who will sound and act differently but essentially be soulless proxies.”

You can’t tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!

Yeah, I’m gonna say it’s Ol’ Ashley Williams. 

I’d like to think they’d be smart enough to realize but it’s Activision so you never know. I know you can use M/K on Xbox at least but I’m worried they’ll forget that not everyone will use it.

Here’s one game I’d want on phones and it’s not on phones. Especially after the disappointed of that trash Puzzle Fighter Capcom put out.