Meanwhile, Karen Pence has been spotted skulking around the hotel housekeeping storage room muttering, “Where’s my towel? Have you seen my towel? Is this my towel? Wait. Is that my towel? Fuck. Whose towels are these?”

Ordinarily I’d agree, but in this case “It” is being used as a proper noun, so an apostrophe indicating a possessive is correct.

Fans angry. Donald sad. Melania hungry. Fire hot.

the non-titular role

A fun fact about Joe Rogan is that he was part of the cast of NewsRadio, a show that also starred Phil Hartman, Dave Foley, Maura Tierney, Jon Lovitz, and Andy Dick.

*ahem* “I would have taken it down, too”

I would post rational, cogent thoughts on serious topics. And be caught immediately.

Looked pretty clean to me. He clearly got all balls.

Is there any data for the origin of dags?

I mean, you don’t have to tell me lol

io9 please cover this show. Arguably top 3 best shows on tv in an all round sense (acting, writing, production values)

“ ‘There’s Coke, there’s Pepsi and there’s Kasich,’ he told Meyers.”

Cool thing of note. Paul Song’s wife is Lisa Ling. Lisa Ling’s sister was once kidnapped by North Korea. And you know who traveled to NK to secure her release? Bill fucking Clinton. Yep, the husband of the woman he just called a whore.

I care about Steve, not just Cap.

What I would love would be if at the end of the movie Steve gives him an iPod full of music because even he thinks the Walkman is ancient.

You can either take advantage of the vulnerable or come to their aid.

A briefer guide to the Panama Papers:

in celebration of nikola's day of birth, i drove my tesla model S to the Kwikshop and doused the roof of the coupe with premium gasoline. onlookers stood and gawked as gas poured over the car and spilled onto the lot. "guys am i doing this right? am i doing this right?" i yelled with sarcastic panic, before bouncing…