He’ll always be there to pick up her dry cleaning.

Also, the fog machine prep prior to the SOTU. Gold.

Your translated Kanye quote has verbs. Though apparently educated, he would undoubtedly tell you “He not.”

This. I’m from southern Alabama and Trump is making it ever so more socially acceptable to be overtly racist (again). It’s infuriating in its subtlety, and the practitioners, as usual, are incapable of seeing it. These are the same folks who want a white history month and think that white males are being oppressed.

Actually ironic. Is this a net positive or negative for Alanis?

Broccoli!