‘It’s also very wealthy, which means the people are very smart.’

A gf of mine in college had an insufferable crush on one of our artsy clique, a guy from England, with the accent to match, who was also a popular local DJ. He successfully avoided her for a while, but one day she finally cornered him and asked him if he'd like to go out for a coffee. His excuse to get out of it -

my professor wrote a book where there's an reverse aging "elixir" and this dude is in his late 60s, hits on an attractive, fit woman in her early 40s, she doesn't give him the time of day (literally, he keeps asking her stuff like "what time is it" and she has to pause her run, take out her headphones, and point at…

Seriously - I get freaking sick and tired of hearing people complain about how they never use all that math they were forced to learn in school. If tipping (or not-tipping, as the case may be) is the only time you use percentages, then your life is an endless wasteland of nothingness (possibly a slight hyperbole).

UPDATE: I HAVE FOUND THE LETTER

i cheated with beer on wine.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

Ooo update:

There's a nice biologist name of PZ Myers, has a blog you might know called Pharyngula. Very logical guy. Big atheist. I suggest you go have a chat with him about evolution and your "logic".

tl;dr: You're a Dunning-Kruger poster child.

Can we get a study on the disgusting eaters whose maws are like mysterious sound amplification chambers? Even with their mouths closed, they can make the crunch of a single potato chip reverberate throughout the house. Don't care how fast or slow you are eating I shouldn't be able to hear you chewing boiled rice from…

Ahem. It's actually spelled "Furguson."

Why does that stock photo exist?

yes Federer....... i think last time i streamed it on my laptop.....so ya work what work... Aussie open is soon ( i mean Federer watching open season)

It had to be giffed. <3

He doesn't look like a "goober" there. He looks '80s hot. This just makes me love him more.

if a customer wants you to grill a steak until it gets tender, you grill it until it gets tender

"They made what I'm assuming is a pretty factual statement."

I've bought little boy's basketball shorts for walking my dog. I need my phone, my key and my pepper spray. Not sure how people walk/run without things. My sister legit runs with a fanny pack because she needs stuff.