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procrastinationwinsagain
procrastinationwinsagain

Ever get the feeling that the general lack of pockets on your lady clothing is a conspiracy designed specifically to

I'm glad brows are back. Mine cover most of my forehead.

Whatever i'm still waiting for the long curly black hair growing out of your chin that you don't notice for 6 months to come into style.

IT'S SO AMAZING I SAVED IT TO MY "PERSONAL IMPORTANT STUFF" FOLDER ON MY DESKTOP!

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

That is the perfect platform for granting my wish to see Octavia Spencer as an astronaut. Let's do this.

Obviously my single data point does not disprove the study conclusions, but I just had to laugh reading this because I had a meeting today with a very well-educated man in his 30s who uses more "likes" and "ums" and "you knows" then anyone else I've ever encountered. I hate meeting with him because he monologues,

You know how you can't properly diagnose someone as a psychopath before their 18? And how rare a condition it is in females? So I can't say for sure that Sarah really was a psychopath, but I can confirm that she appeared to tick all the boxes.

No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.

So, I have a question about this, does this mean you always wash your your clothes after each wear, I mean with all our secretions and such? I am really just curious.

(# of days away from home X 2) + 3 extra just in case = correct # of pairs for trip

Ack, bad bad version of En Vogue song forming in mind, must...stop....

Yesterday at the gym I asked this women if she was using a decline bench next to where she was working out. She basically flipped and screamed no! I thought nothing of it and went on with my workout... Only later did I realize that I was probably like the tenth guy who had approached her during her work out. Though my

Agree to disagree. I would wear the everloving FUCK out of these shoes.

Here we go - an article about how smaller boobs are cool right now and the girls w/ big boobs STILL have to be heard.

Ok, good for you. You are still the most sought after body type for straight men in the United States, so I think you will be just fine.

Because he's looking you in the eye, not at your chest. Takes a little getting used to.

I have been there and done that, and over time have become a hard-liner in this regard. He needs to break up with her and be broken up for at least 3-6 months. THEN consider re-visiting your attraction so you can start clean and there's no ping-ponging back and forth and regrets and guilt.

It's empanada-fest over here. I made a batch of spinach and onion, and am now making apricot in an attempt to replicate these little hand pies my mom used to get at the Santa Cruz boardwalk as a child. She's 88. I recently went to Santa Cruz and she said "Go see if that apricot pies place is still there!" Next batch