First. What a spectacular piece of shit.

“I bet they asked Herschel Walker if he was ready to make his concession speech, and he said, “Yes, two hot dogs please.””

Had to check. You’re right, they had an hour and a half to turn the tide. Walker went full Lycan and the vampires stayed home:

(Enjoying this entire thread, and I [sincerely] applaud every one of y’all’s wonderful, witty comments, but...)
Did the polls *actually* close before sunset? Like, the sun is setting around 3-4 in the afternoon these days, no?

I hate that it was so damn close but I love that he lost. By about 100k votes! Thank you Georgians for voting, we are grateful. I’m very happy that the people he has wronged up to this point won’t have to see his smarmy face everywhere as their senator.

Polls closed before sunset sooo...

Surprising the werewolf turnout was so low, it was a full moon last night. Unless, that’s the problem and all the responsible werewolves were at home chained up to keep from rampaging.

He really cost himself the vampire vote.

All they had to do was run someone who wasn’t literally brain damaged and had a record of abuse. Hell, Gingrich could’ve ran and won. 

This is some Terry Richardson shit.

I grew up in a small town in central Illinois surrounded by miles of corn fields in every direction, broken only by the interstate to the east. Class sizes hovered around 80, and it wasn’t unusual to invite half the class to parties. This was especially true for kids who lived on the outskirts of town or out in the…

I trained this leopard to eat faces. Please pity me while it eats my face. 

“How could you be so cruel as to pass a law that you know will hurt women and that you know will cause babies to be born in pain?” she said. “How is that humane? How is that saving anybody?”

I mean this honestly: I’m glad you’ve sought therapy and found it helpful. I’ve done myself (for different reasons from you, I think), and it is good and helpful. Now, more to the point, I’ve read most of your posts in this thread and it seems like you’re seeking the wrong things. You’ve talked about what it means to…

“...for some people now the idea of a man actually being capable of being good and masculine is an impossibility”

“There are things we deal with, questions we ask of ourselves and discussions we have with our friends, that you wouldn’t be able to understand.”

Hurting large numbers of black, brown, and poor people, so they can hurt large numbers of women?  A lot of old, white dicks just got hard for the first time in a long time today.

This description of the town may be the scariest story I’ve read.

This is why I stopped eating cat shit weeks years ago.

Similar story! I lived in St. Catherine’s, Ontario during the time Leslie Mahaffey and Kristen French were abducted and murdered by Paul Bernardo. Kristen French was my best friend’s cousin, and was abducted from the same church parking lot where I used to wait after piano lessons for my mother to pick me up. My…