I’ve always wanted a sequel about the Baroness. I’m convinced she discreetly skipped town till the war was over and led a fabulous life of cocktails and assorted male suitors, while Maria was stuck with the kids.

This conversation between Orson Welles and Henry Jaglom comes to mind:

Eh, I like Alec Baldwin’s reflections.

Xander is the WORST!!! Such a Nice Guy™

HOW WAS MAUREEN NOT KICKED OFF LAST NIGHT?! For real, how was she not even jeopardy?

Muhammad Ali’s death has no place in a dirt bag.

See y’all on Wonkette.com and The Toast? That, or I’ll have to spend my workdays doing my job or reading books or whatever.

Calm down there, Satan.

I think she looks AMAZEBALLS. Tiny waist, full, rounded bust and hips, very sexy.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

They’re the only reason I’ve been checking Jez. I need to find new blogs.

Yeah! Whut?!?!!

Kitchenette NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

I ADORE both of them! NOOOOOOOOOO

BCO had the most comments I've ever seen on this place. I thought. Jesus, why?? That's such a gem of the Internet.

I thought so. And yet we get to keep Flygirl. Woo.

No more Kitchenette?!?!

Yeah I was coming here to say this too - it’s a pretty big assumption that anyone passing these draconian measures actually cares what happens to women trying to perform illegal abortions. I’m certain they think any woman hurt trying to abort a baby is “getting what they deserve.”

My sides reached orbit at “first generation Fat-Lesbian”. I only hope that one day, I too will be able to find someone who will stare down assholes while I dance to songs from the 70s.