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Unfortunately the royal decree of 1728 prevents the naming of any heirs to the British Crown from being anything remotely interesting.

Thankfully the answer to that is permanently “Soon”.

#TeamBoredSikhPolicemanTryingNotToLaughAtTheTownCrier

“Blazing Saddles” was also co-written by Richard Prior, would any of the people using the “Blazing Saddles” defense like to name the native comic who’s helping Sandler with the script?

I can’t help but imagine someone bringing this up at a pitch meeting and being immediately fired.

I think Florida-man may have finally found his animal sidekick.

Netflix seems to be taking the “but it’s a satire of racist humour!” route. Satire being that fine comedic tradition of taking a facet of culture and recreating it with no changes what so ever, apparently.

The truly thrifty used gravy browning...you just had to make sure you avoided dogs. :/

One of said guys was a games journo, although he never reviewed her game, and had only mentioned it (and her) in passing on two occasions prior to them (briefly) becoming an item, after that he didn't mentioned her or her game at all. In short, he acted in a perfectly exemplary ethical fashion. But people just lied

That's why shit like this is usually fun, "They hacked into the ram pixels! Quick, reverse the server and track the USB!"

I'm starting to wonder if they think that bullshit pre-credits disclaimer is actually magic.

Pizza, burgers, hot dogs... hard to come up with a list of food that you'd consider particularly American that isn't overwhelmingly hand-food.

I will never be less than astounded by people who pull the "Emergerd they eat with their hands!" bullshit, have they somehow reached adulthood without every coming across a sandwich?

Surprised by the number of people raving about Smarties when Galaxy Minstrels exist, guys Smarties for adults exist, eat those.

Quite, and further to this point if you're really worried about sexual predators posing as trans to use the women's facilities isn't it a fuck ton easier for cis men to pretend to be trans men than for them to pretend to be trans women?

They are the Cotton Hill of dogs.

AFAIK the bishops in the House of Lords get a vote on everything that passes through there, but the House of Lords is far from being all bishops.

There was a brief moment reading this where I thought Empire was a network and this was the most clumsily titled show in TV history.