Chris from Skins gif wall! (nsfw...also you're welcome)

Take it away, guy who should really go by "Dick:"

Reminds me of Fantastic Planet.

My first thought on reading that was "What is literally the last new joke I heard?" and it was this: https://twitter.com/mrchrisaddison…

Erm, Ok Vice Magazine? You're skirting very close to out doing the Not Vice Magazine from Nathan Barley, and this is a BAD thing Vice, although I guess a testament to the predictive powers of that show.

It's no Blue Steel™ that's for sure.

"Nobody actually gets vaccines for any of the diseases you mentioned."

Not up there with the reggae version, but what is?

So long and thanks for all the placenta.

Judging by his face I don't think the bat understands either.

Glad that wasn't just me.

I, what...has he stenciled spray on hair onto his face?

[pedant]Technically nothing on the BBC is Downton Abbey, on account of that being an ITV show.[/pedant]

To be fair Rude Tube is more just lazy, and personally I would have put Jeremy Kyle down twice because fuck that guy. Otherwise a reasonable list.

Don't be dissing the end slice, he's more like the middle one in a budget loaf where it hasn't quite cooked all the way to the centre.

I have exactly zero qualms about admitting I had a thing for elder Paul Newman.

:) Ah no, unfortunately in my case it's just an out and out terror of all things hypodermic, I know it's brief, painless, and generally NBD, it's just that needles man, fuck those things.

Call me back when someone finally invents a version that doesn't involve this thing needing to go anywhere near my face.

Farewell Gendry...helloooooo Grey Worm.