Next to the 57 and 60 of the previously suggested actors, quite a bit.

It's a really nice bit of X in the style of Y fan art. Shame it's not being honestly presented as such (I wonder if the person making the claims is even responsible for the drawing, or if there's an artist out there who's going to be wondering what the hells going on).

:D I love that, the Littlefinger one is the best.

Oh Dr Lazerus, I forgot about how impressively undignified your exit was.

isn't a candy cane basically a thin stick of rock with a bend in it? in which case, you can rest easy, you do have it! just narrower and sans writing....

I like to rank the quality of Twitter posts by how well the writer can actually sum something up in the 140 character limit without having to intentionally butcher spelling and punctuation to make it fit, Roseanne does not score highly.

Think Geek product in 5...4...3...

Hmmm, not sure if to suggestion you watch Bronson, or advise that you never watch Bronson.

Just needs Jules Verne in the Aldrin role and we're away!

See also: Rumplestiltskins giggling maniacal awesomeness.

Sure, maybe no one wants a cat, but how about a few boxes of these?

I've only ever owned cats or rabbits, I don't know what my cats religion was, but it definitely had a rewrite so that she was God in it.

artists impression...

Another take from a couple of years ago...

better?

How about Brazil and 12 Monkeys for a science fiction Christmas double bill? Here's hoping The Zero Theorem also has a festive feel so we can formally instate Gilliam as Sci-Fi-Santa.

Yeah...no.

"2) I am 98% certain the movie has another twist in that it's set in our past [...] I'm pretty sure I saw a saber-toothed tiger in there."

well played.

" 2) I am 98% certain the movie has another twist in that it's set in our past and Jaden Smith somehow ends up starting the human race. It seems like the kind of thing that only M. Night would still find clever..."