Nnnnnope, still holding out for the kinetic 3D one from the opening credits...

It's a fairytale universe (even in other instances where it is meant to be a real world country, it's usually still a historically vague and magical one), whatever rules and limitations are governing the race of the characters within it are entirely of the creators making. They can't act as if their hands are tied, at…

...and not always helpful: "The wind's coming from the ridge, the wind's coming from the ridge, oh no, the wind's going towards the ridge..." no wonder he was asking for smoke so he could just see where the wind was going for himself.

That was a nicely planted landing, almost wish he'd struck the gymnastic dismount pose.

God this is insanely tense, pretty much the furthest thought from my mind is "you know what, I need something really heavily caffeinated right about now".

They're fake human teeth.

Don't worry...

He'll take ten.

"...like every other strawberry flavoured thing, they don't really taste like strawberry."

There are some fascinating stories of art defacement out there (like the woman to scratched the eyes of one of Durer's self portraits with a hat pin because the intensity of his stare freaked her out) but this...yeah, this is not one of them.

50% of my birthday presents this year were cookie related, and I'm thrilled! #sorryfeminists

And both of you'll be hearing from the estate of Tunde Aragundade for these blatant derivatives from his seminal 1957 work "Nice Arse".

Always raised a bit of an eyebrow at that comic, because there really is just as much "look at me" in historical artworks as contemporary ones, I'm lookin' at you Durer...

:3

“A replicator” Doris repeated, “The corner shop just got one installed.”

Must. Do. As. Fillion. Commands.

"And isn't there, erm... a donut of sorts involved in butt sex?"

That's a pretty damn vague synopsis really, replace L.A with New York and it'd fit just as well for Beauty and The Beast (the 80's one at least, no idea what's being shifted around for the reboot).

If they wanted to make a clever reference they could just call it Alice's Adventures Underground. IF...