Oh God yes, I have a naturally down turned mouth so I get this one a-lot, in the UK it mostly takes the form of "Cheer up it might never happen."

The "fear of emasculation" is a particularly grim part of their stance. It's exactly this kind of fear that leads to men being unwilling to seek help for emotional issues which can lead to suicide and mental illness related homelessness. In this regard they're actively contributing to the things they're claiming to be…

Always know where your trowel is.

It is down to a physical difference in the brain. The only available treatment for it is to correct the body to match the brain, and even if the inverse solution were an option it'd be a deeply questionable one (meddling with the physical make-up of someone's brain in order to "correct" their personality kind of has…

The nakedness, the seated post, even the text colour. They've done pretty much everything to highlight the woman as different, which is a shame because (as someone on the New Statesman comments observed) having her in a tux would have been pretty cool, and still sexy or – considering the somewhat creepy undertones of…

This just makes me think of the Sugar Ape redesign.

That still doesn't make the country he's from in charge, or mean something implemented by one of it's local politicians is going to become a continent wide legislation. This article has nothing to do with Van Rompuy or the EU.

If you're going to aim for the "LOL Belgium" tone, can you at least go all out for it? I see no mention of beer, Tin tin, beer, Smurfs or beer.

Which you seem to think is somehow king of Europe just because the EU parliament is based in it's capital.

"A lost sketch by da Vinci of Orpheus being tormented by the Furies was destroyed when restorers dipped the sketch in alcohol and distilled water which took out the ink."

Thinking about it, with Ejiofor on board there's no reason the Doctor couldn't still be a woman, and ginger...

Paterson Joseph is more Master material.

A woman kissing a walrus? Oh One Million Moms, if you only knew the lengths that sellers if fruit flavoured consumables have gone to in past years...

Nope, because the next doctor will be Chiwetel Ejiofor.

He never lost it either, the lucky sexy man.

So I take it buying white ones and standing them in a vase with blue food colouring in is considered cheating then?

The majority do, creationist groups have a hell of a lot to answer for for their insistence that their stupid anti science stance is in any way fundamental to their Christianity.

Creationists like promoting the idea that I.D. (or just the dismissal of evolution) is somehow essential to their religious practice as Christians, ignoring (and frankly insulting) the millions of Christians who don't view evolutionary science as running at all counter to their beliefs.