You watched “Man at Arms” on YouTube so now you can use the expertise gained to see the flaws?

Eh.

I’ll start with a disclaimer i am under no circumstance saying they lack skill or that what im about to say is applicable to them.

I know I usually don’t see eye-to-eye with you Doc, but for once I think we need to do a bro hug, because I am right there with you man. Halo was my jam. My go-to FPS experience. And while I did and still do enjoy the multiplayer experience of the franchise, I bought all of the games up to until 4 because of their…

“one of the best extreme martial artists on Earth”

That’s got to be one of the most useless, laughable, masturbatory “titles” ever

Hang on a second.

WHOA WAIT WHAT? YOU NEED TO BUY GAMES TO PLAY ON THE CONSOLES YOU BUY?! HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES!

Duck and cover! People who don’t care but are angry and have the time to tell us so are coming!

If you mean lapel chokes, then she’d have to go topless to do it. I don’t think her outfit lends itself well to ezekiel chokes, either.

PIQUED

In the film Heist, Clint Eastwood stands over a wounded Danny DeVito, who blurts “Don’t I get any last words?” Eastwood replies “You just had ‘em.”

What the hell do you people be doing with your electronics?!?! I take good care of my shit, hell my original DS (like the ones in this post) is still perfectly working and almost flawless (it has 1 tiny minor scratch on the outside)

THE ARCHON PRIEST IS STILL INSIDE.

Rich Rider is awesome! I wish Disney Comics would bring him back.

ANNIHILATION.

Did ender's game have hilarious android that wasn't good at dirty talk? Did ender's game have an awesome trigger happy lizard man? Did ender's game have the GODDAMNED MUSIC MAN? No, all it had was a bunch of uncomfortable scenes of young boys showering, wrestling, wrestling in the shower....ORSON SCOTT CARD IS…

Seriously. Why not just use Cantina Band? A little overused, but it's both relevant to the source material and is a pretty funny contrast to a montage of death.

@romevi04: Wait, what key was it again?