No offense, but MD is terrible. If you live close to VA, we got 'em.

You're kidding, right? It sounds like you're the one that needs to brush up, hotshot. I suggest starting with

This guy gets it.

Snozzberry? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

Man, after those last few articles about swordsmanship, I was dreading this comments section. I'm pleasantly surprised by the relative lack of horse's assery here

How astute of you. I await your treatise on effective unarmed combat.

Is it too much to ask for a goddamn Hammer Brother? They were in that soccer game FFS.

I love this game. I couldn't beat the cartridge version, but I made it through the SegaCD version with a few characters.

I'm surprised that I don't see more Blanka/BJJ fan art. I'd wear that t-shirt.

Well, Orchid defeated Eyedol, which caused the time portal catastrophe leading to KI2. I don't think KI2 was really a tournament, but we were never given a direct sequel that would confirm a winner anyway. The new KI is a reboot, as far as I know.

So... -3 for China and +1 for Japan?

I want to be friends!

I see what you did there.

I wonder about that. In the books, they say humans have been around for over 10K years, and they're still at a medieval level of technology. Think about where we were 10K years ago. Also, people seem to have lifespans as long, if not longer, than we do here in the real world. I'm no anthropologist, but Westeros and…

Points.

I believe it was meant to be serious as a parody of the gritty comics of the day, particularly Daredevil with all the ninjas. Thus, the joke is the parody, not the slapstick inserted into later incarnations.

This is objectively true, so any agreement or disagreement is irrelevant.

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Bravestarr is awesome. He's still my favorite cowboy.

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