YEESSS. Also I really hated her selfish, awful friends; right after she gives them fantastic, expensive gifts, they play keep away with her phone while her known-hardass boss (the source of those expensive gifts!) is calling.

YES, a million times yes. Andy needs new friends and a new boyfriend. It’s one year in a demanding job that will open a ton of doors for her, and no one in her life is remotely supportive. Arghhh...

Not sure she counts as “lame” but I hate that we are supposed to hate Miranda Priestly and think Andy made the right decision by dramatically quitting in favor of her whiny boyfriend who needs a very special birthday party on his birthday. Miranda Priestly is supposed to be a cautionary tale because she is a divorced…

I’ve just now realized my longest recurring nightmare of people I don’t know forcing their way into my home to throw a rager is likely based on Cat in the Hat. I also always had major anxiety reading/hearing that story.

I hated how the movie had him quitting his “stressful” job and working at McDonalds with a huge smile. I still know executives who mention that as a dream - because they just assume low-paid customer service jobs are easy and fun and have no stress at all. You could tell the producer/writer had no clue what it’s…

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

“I may be a harpy but my silk is stainless” would make a fantastic Twitter or Instagram bio.

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.

I dated a white rapper and it was terrible. He is terrible. Don’t date white rappers.

I think one could possibly make a point of how both Scott and Ramona are both so terrible that they end up removing themselves out of reality, much to the betterment of all the people in their lives.

Scott treats Knives like a lame hanger-on, but all she does is support him and go to his rock shows, which, if you’ve dated a musician, you know is the most boring thing a girlfriend could possibly have to do.

Leggings are the way, the truth, and the light.

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

*Looks around* yeah, me too. And I sort of wanted them to hook up and run away together to bitch about Anakin’s turn...now pardon me, I need to go see out some AU fanfic where Padme lives but has to give up the kids for their safety and slips away with Kenobi.

Ewan McGregor has chemistry with everyone.

I’m still salty that Padme wasn’t even shown as having a minor crush on Obi-Wan. What teenage girl develops a crush on a pre-pubescent 10 year old, when a delicious man like that is around?

I still think she had better chemistry with Ewan McGregor in those movies.

This is a serious story, no unibrow jokes.

This is a sad and serious story, yet I can’t stop focusing on this guy’s unibrow.

Israel wants what’s best for Israel only, and no longer speaks for the Jewish people. They’re a settler-colonial apartheid state and the world is conditioned to not criticize their actions because by Israeli logic to say “Apartheid is bad, colonialism is bad, and walling indigenous people into ghettos and slowly…