I have always wondered how makeup companies got away with that. It is SO obvious that the lash are fake. Show me what the mascara can REALLY do and I’ll buy it. For now, I’ll stick with my Maybelline Great Lash in the pink and green tube.

…some can’t find it no matter how hard they try.

some say this car doesn’t exist.

I think this is cryptographically secure.

Ugh but S-E-X with him...

Do you understand the kind of brainwashing that woman has been subject to for her entire life? People in Quiverfull circles actually think that divorce is worse than murder. She’s under incredible pressure from both sides of the family to “forgive” him. And since she’s probably been homeschooled her entire life until…

I second that. 15 minutes ago I would have told you I know fuck all about how cars really work. Turns out I’m damn near an expert.

“Illegal” just means you have to make your own...

God damn junior bureaucrats.

I wish catalytic converters worked the way the author described. Every car would have an afterburner, there would be flames everywhere on the road. It would be awesome.

And it has Stinger missiles behind the headlights.

the meme is strong in this child...

I would agree lately that’s true. I was a starred commenter back when we got those and then re-approved through the next two comment system iterations pretty much immediately and I certainly posted much more critical stuff than what I got banned for in the past. I get the impression from talking to a number of other…

This is the joke though.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

From the WD-40 website -

Hollywood

Fuck the police

I was having this conversation with a few friends this morning. It’s almost impossible to pick just one, but I do think this is the most offensive thing anyone in his cabinet has said so far.