I know Crossword Puzzles. I worked with Crossword Puzzles. You sir are no Crossword Puzzle.

It’s just cereal bowl talk, folks.

My Kellogg’s Rice Krispies are talking, too.

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.

thing is. the two miracles have to occur after the potential saint’s death.

Neither was Jesus. . . .

Where’s he touching that person? Maybe he is applying for the priesthood.

actually no. jokes are funny.

So....you get solitary confinement for attempting suicide? Fucking fuck, America.

Such a terrible shame to lock up and terrorize a woman who uncovered war crimes and changed the course of history on the United States’ illegal war in Iraq.

Good to hear that she’s been located. Time to end her solitary confinement permanently. She needs medical support, not punishment.

Frankie Flamingo

Just looked it up. That cereal box is pretty lame. They don’t even have a generic Toucan Sam knockoff like Ibis Chris or Crane Lane.

“We can’t take too many more grasshoppers, captain. Shields are at 19% and falling.”

the Kroger brand of knock off Froot Loops will do the same thing. only multicolor.

You’re broken.

Take a hike, racist.

COTY.

WOW. you win today.

#COTD