Pics or it didn't happen.

So, to prove that I am not an inner racist I have to date all men? Regardless of whether I think diversity is a good thing or not, I have no moral directive to solve all the societal and cultural problems of my era through my love life.

I'm sure the Gay community will be thrilled to know they can choose to be straight

Are we really going with the word "racist" to describe dating preferences or attraction? Clearly in many cases these preferences are the result of historical and contemporary attitudes towards men and women of different races and ethnicities. That's an important discussion to have. But I'm so uncomfortable with the…

You think I can afford a drink on an airplane?

You look disgusting

haha I also have that delusion. I always get soooo excited before a flight, imagining the handsome British man seated beside me named Tom who has a soft spot for rough-around-the-edges Canadian girls... but it's never Tom. It's always Linda, the overweight middle-aged woman who chats incessantly and loses her mind…

Yup. My dad is a pilot. When I used to fly on his free tickets, (Oh, god, they were amazing. They were BLANK, and you just filled in wherever you were going...what could be more romantic then that?) I had to fly SA and I ALWAYS would end up in first class because I dressed to the nines. The gate attendants would…

An upgrade on a long flight is basically the best thing that could ever happen to anyone. What do you think the deal is with the extra screening?

Yup.

I know. I just go to the airport in something comfortable enough for the trip. I am not a "must wear a suit" type but fuck no, I won't be seen in public in pajamas either. A comfortable dress, or leggings and a t-shirt, or baggier boyfriend jeans and a t-shirt will do, thanks.

Everybody owns clothes that are in between what you'd wear to exercise or scrub the floor and what you'd wear to impress people, right? Comfy jeans, cardigans, t-shirts that fit and don't have any stains? Like, the stuff you'd put on if you were meeting an old friend at Chipotle and didn't want to look totally gross,…

I tend to dress up as well when I go places because I know it gets me better service. Is that right? Fuck no, but I know how to play the game :/

Maybe it's because I'm not as svelte as I'd like to be, but I find the prospect of changing in an airplane bathroom baffling.

Okay, honestly? I'm one of those people that dresses up to fly.

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They're extremely similar poses, with the butt the main focus (more so in the Vogue piece, cause it's ALL ABOUT BOOTIES!). Also, just for the record, Spider Man makes that pose ALL THE TIME & NO ONE CARES! Vogue is dumb AND hypocritical!

I just have to say this. This right here is what is now the "classic" stripper pose. Every single stripper/adult performer/exotic dancer I know has at least one promo shot on her Facebook page in this position. Some of them are nekkid, some have on a g-string or something, but every. single. one. has this shot.

Perhaps we have Jennifer Lopez to thank (or blame?) for sparking the booty movement.

Honest question — why does anyone read or subscribe to Vogue, other than while waiting for a medical professional? It's this five-pound brick of once-happy trees that stinks up your house and is full of insipid corporate cheerleading and images that make you feel bad about yourself.