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If you’ve seen a Busby Berkley musical then you know the big dance break has it’s own overblown-movie-musical logic.

Lol, you think there is a global pedophile conspiracy and that JFK Jr is still alive.

A movie so good, they have to give tickets away for people to see it.  

Voller’s plane finds the tear in time he believed the Dial was directing him to; his aim is to return to Germany before World War II, kill Hitler, and assume command of the Nazi army. However, Indy mentions that Archimedes didn’t account for continental drift and that Voller’s calculations are off. They aren’t going

I was coming here to say that - how do you not even MENTION The Blues Brothers???

I was under the impression that the entire run of Next Generation was essentially a secret trial.

Devils Due: An incredibly goofy episode that feels ripped right out of original Trek despite being in TNG’s fourth season

Niagra Falls!? Slowly I turned . . .

Look, Rabbi Weisenberg may have depth perception problems but he’s still a good man and a pillar of his community.

I like the version of “Raiders March” that plays in the end credits for this one. I can’t quite put the reason why into words, but it has a sonic quality I really dig. It’s one that was never really repeated in the franchise.

“Two women were forcibly pulled out of the theater by security”

Reboot is now RIP, but was much better than I expected, and a clever satire to boot.

“Obviously, people hate hearing that a beloved screen icon might not be a great person.”

Concerning lack of John Denver & The Muppets

If ANY show has set up the right light comedy tone for the Milana Vayntrub Squirrel Girl we were promised years ago, this is it! Fix that mistake, Marvel!!

or "The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)" unless that's too obvious.

How about really pretentious parentheses, like "A Simple Desultory Philippic (or How I Was Robert McNamara'd into Submission)" by Simon & Garfunkel

No "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"? One of my favorite songs ever.

For an R.E.M. pick, I was sure they'd pick It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine), but maybe they were trying to be less obvious?

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