The actual Santa is called “Santa Claus.” The movie is called “The Santa Clause.” It’s a pun pertaining to the “clause” in the Santa agreement that dictates who becomes the next Santa in the event of Santa’s death.

Don’t they need a case to be brought before them? SCOTUS can’t just go, ‘you know what, slow week...let’s look back in the archives and see if we can do a re-think on some old decisions.’

He is a rapist, though. Can we agree on that?

So...Tasha Yar?

The blame belongs to me for believing early MacBook Air rumors that suggested we’d get the same vivid rainbow hues as the iMac.

I think it’s probably more important if you’re job hunting. You want to make sure your profile doesn’t paint a different picture than the one you’re presenting to potential employers.

Are they really “taking sides,” though? Russia literally started an unprovoked war and is trying to invade and take over a neighboring country. There really aren’t “sides” here, unless you mean the right side and the wrong side.

How do you go back to the look and feel of the first two “Raiders” films, which were both totally different in their look and feel from each other?

No love for Stevie Van Zandt’s Unrequited Infatuations?
Shame on you.

That was probably the stupidest possible example they could have come up with. Because if I could download a car, and the original car was still there for the owner with no missing parts or loss of functionality, I sure as fuck would download a car. I’d download a whole damned car dealership.

That was probably the stupidest possible example they could have come up with. Because if I could download a car,…

DeLanice looks great in this trailer. Older, yes. But great.

She could have refused if she wanted.

That cat...is [spoilers] Wesley Crusher.

It’s a very long story.

‘Certified refurbished’ items from Apple are essentially new products in all but name.

Apple has made a lot of things over the years. “Budget products” are not on that list.

And also—related to heirs—managing the ins and outs of music publishing rights is a pain in the ass, especially now with streaming in the equation. This way, rather than leaving the kids a headache, he can leave them a fortune. 

Which Return of the Jedi is being preseved? The real one—with Yub Nub, Lapti Nek, and Sebastian Shaw as the Force Ghost—or the f*cking Special Edition?

“How many CDs that is again?”

That whole episode made no sense. The Doctor couldn’t go back to the exact time and place that Amy and Rory got sent to...fine. There’s no reason he couldn’t go a week later and get them.

That was the same vibe I got from him in the first episode.