Waterproof mascara - honestly it’s unnecessary unless you’re a swimmer or have watery eyes; the formula is dry and the polymers tend to strip lashes. You can jack up your lashes if you use it regularly.

More mascaras need to come in a mini size. It’s ridiculous that a product you should only keep for three months comes in such comparatively huge containers.

Oh yeah there’s lots! Google it! We had to fork over $20 for our kid before she went to camp this summer, because the camp requires ACTUAL LEGITIMATE DOCUMENTED PROOF that your kid isn’t bringing the little critters to sleep away w all the other kiddos. Good investment, bc if you DO send your kid to the camp w nits,…

This. The inconvenience factor of piracy quickly dwarfs compared to expense. I’m proud to pay for Netflix. I have prime video because I got prime for shipping. But I’ll be damned if I have to nickel and dime to a dozen other subscription services.

So what’s gonna happen here is everyone is going to go back to pirating shows because the convenience no longer outweighs the cost. And then they’re all going to gripe about how everyone is pirating their shows again. We totally didn’t cause this! Never saw it coming!

I am going to go to the adult movie theater using my adult money with my adult wife while driving my adult car this weekend.

To be quite frank, if you are fearing for your own life, and the safety of your 4-year old daughter, not to mention the fading life of your innocent boyfriend, you should be able to put any damn thing you want on your Facebook if you think it’ll lead to you getting some help.

Yeah this. I got tired of waking up with the cord around my neck (or was that Mr Safety’s doings... o.O) or a nice mark/indent across my face from sleeping on it lol

Okay, the whole “do not use if you have epilepsy or a pacemaker” is a bit disconcerting, but if this will help my extreme ADD when trying to work on the computer (and all my work is on the computer), it would be worth the cost. So far none of the other similar services have been any help. Though I do find those…

Just FYI, those of us who don’t walk around in heels all day are judging the hell out of you for being smug and nasty about it.

You’re the kind of person who makes me not want to wear heels. “Don’t judge yourself by that shit” but then you go on about judging “silly chicks” not being “fucking bosses” in heels.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

Now the question is: will Apple sue the FBI and demand that they turn over information about the security exploit? It could happen.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.

My company (the one I work at; don’t own one) has a tradition of having new employees tell an embarrassing story at their first office meeting. They get to choose the level of embarrassment, of course, so we’ve heard everything from “I accidentally cut someone in line” to just about as embarrassing as you think is…

This is the first in a multi-part series from After Hours

The last thing I want to do after making overpriced yet convenient coffee is spend part of my day toting the pods to some specialized recycling center.

I break every French press I own, but it might be time to try the Italian way!

How to make coffee and save the environment at the same time.....