Waterproof mascara - honestly it’s unnecessary unless you’re a swimmer or have watery eyes; the formula is dry and the polymers tend to strip lashes. You can jack up your lashes if you use it regularly.

More mascaras need to come in a mini size. It’s ridiculous that a product you should only keep for three months comes in such comparatively huge containers.

Oh yeah there’s lots! Google it! We had to fork over $20 for our kid before she went to camp this summer, because the camp requires ACTUAL LEGITIMATE DOCUMENTED PROOF that your kid isn’t bringing the little critters to sleep away w all the other kiddos. Good investment, bc if you DO send your kid to the camp w nits,…

Yeah this. I got tired of waking up with the cord around my neck (or was that Mr Safety’s doings... o.O) or a nice mark/indent across my face from sleeping on it lol

Okay, the whole “do not use if you have epilepsy or a pacemaker” is a bit disconcerting, but if this will help my extreme ADD when trying to work on the computer (and all my work is on the computer), it would be worth the cost. So far none of the other similar services have been any help. Though I do find those…

Just FYI, those of us who don’t walk around in heels all day are judging the hell out of you for being smug and nasty about it.

You’re the kind of person who makes me not want to wear heels. “Don’t judge yourself by that shit” but then you go on about judging “silly chicks” not being “fucking bosses” in heels.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

My company (the one I work at; don’t own one) has a tradition of having new employees tell an embarrassing story at their first office meeting. They get to choose the level of embarrassment, of course, so we’ve heard everything from “I accidentally cut someone in line” to just about as embarrassing as you think is…

Here’s the one from Wendy Liebman. It’s pretty blatant.

I was going to post the video of the evidence, but it was apparently removed earlier today because of copyright infringement.... But there is this video:

This is the first in a multi-part series from After Hours

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

This. And “Toxic Parents” I had/have one, and I divorced her. She did, however, teach me how NOT to treat people so I have that going for me :)

I’m with you! I eagerly await the day when transcripts of all videos are included automatically.

THanks. I really hate news stories that are videos. I came here to read an article (videos are blocked at work), not watch a video.

My local dispensary was giving out free jolly ranchers and I was like “Oh, it’s a jolly rancher, nbd!” I took it and in the two blocks it took me to walk home, I completely lost my fucking mind. My friends were at my house because we were cooking dinner together and I could not. fucking. move. They put me on the couch…

I mentioned this while were editing this post (and I’ll add what I can find to the appropriate playlists!), but the entire genre of downtempo and trip-hop is more or less sex music, and as someone who used to be a DJ I can’t tell you how serious I am about this even as I have a huge grin on my face. :D A couple of…