I wasn’t afraid of spiders before, but now I have figured my SHC. Thanks Fahey for putting that in my head.

Towards the end of our third date, this girl I was dating sheepishly said she had something important to tell me. Expecting an STD story, I started sweating. It took her five minutes of “Ughhh... this is so hard to say...” before she finally tells me her mom banged Huey Lewis. She got pissed and stormed off when I…

The couple married in 2004, after Letourneau served two prison sentences equaling about eight years. During that time, Letourneau gave birth to two children, both Fualaau’s who are now teenagers

I'll go ahead and be the one to ask the awkward question on everyone's mind here: if you lose, does Kanye's mother go to hell?

Man do I understand this thing about rambling people. You just can't shut 'm up. You tell 'm to shut up and they go on yapping, this that and whatnot, and it never stops. Why I remember back in '82 when we drove the Swedish out of Kirkworth. That was the year the cows stopped shitting for a whole week, and the dogs…

Numbers, huh?

I read it.......

I read it.......

This is absolutely disgusting.