Watch as Murray somehow manages to lose in the first round despite having a bye.

“The Gang roots for the Falcons”

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

The tongue?

Originally posted: 6:50 EST
#1 Updated: 7:06 ESP

Ah yes. The good ole Belarus handshake....

St. Louis Blues?

still waiting for a reply from the other 2 Thrashers fans.....

Earthquakes, wildfires and Kardashians. Woohoo.

“Jost is saying that liberals should deemphasize equal rights for all people because it alienates rednecks.”

No. Mull away.

#ArcticStar

Worth it for the last five seconds.

so, “is a cubs fan”

Thank you for participating.

The Cardinals really aren’t *that* bad. I’m a Yankees fan. WE are self important douchebags. The Red Sox have human garbage as fans. Though they haven’t won anything the Cubs fans are so shitty I hope they lose until the sun explodes and swallows the planet whole. And the Giants are at best a half step behind St.…

In Soviet Russa 1 pluses YOU

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I like to think so. (also it’s a joke)

You sound like you would be fun at parties.