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Yikes. The first minute was hard to get through, can’t imagine what the rest of the 9 minutes are like (will not bother to stay and check it out).

It’s totally exploitative, and I’m fairly certain Sharon Tate’s family has already publicly condemned the making of the film.

Refreshing the Jezebel homepage until about 9:45-ish every morning until Dirtbag appeared became a steadfast part of my daily morning routine thanks to you. I will miss reading the words you so wittily and intelligently put together, even if they were centered on celebrity gossip. One of my favorite things you ever

jesus. christ!

Wow I missed that. I saw the beginning of his performance before it was cut off (I think before it went over time). But I did see him wearing the MAGA hat, and that alone made me cringe.

It’s too bad that Grassley 1) is a giant douchebag and 2) apparently reads like a 6 year-old learning to read a book for the first time. I never knew hearing him talk could be so painful on multiple levels

“Imma let you finish, but I just need to take this time to let you know that I was going to introduce Dr. Ford FIRST, so...

Glad to see some support for Carole here, because after perusing through both Carole and Bethenny’s instagram accounts it seems like a lot of viewers were pro-Bethenny, and I just don’t get it. Or maybe B’s just had a long-time cult following. Carol wasn’t perfect, but I still thought she came off much better this

Gotta go to Mo’s!
Goottttaaaa go to Mo-dell’s!
Gotta go to Mo’s—
MODELL’S!
Gotta GO. to MO’S!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Robyn’s hair isn’t so bad, it just doesn’t match her personality at all. It’s totally forced and definitely not going to make up for the fact that she’s still the least interesting castmember.

She’s right tho

Awww this is so true. I remember when we first acquired a DVD player, this was the first movie we rented (along with Meet the Parents). This was the first and last “scary/horror” movie I ever watched with my mom. 

Who?

Shot exclusively on iPhone 7.

“It’s a cultural firestorm when it’s about a woman’s vagina.” The room was silent. She then cupped her hands around her mouth and yelled, “VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!” as if she were yodeling.

That, and when Millhouse exclaims “she looks like Blossom!”

In the minority, but I think I actually really like it. Emrata is one big IG thirst trap though...

Aside from the meat incident, my favorite moment from the series thus far is Seina sitting alone at the dinner table on Christmas, drunkenly humming “we wish you a merry christmas” to herself.