17. The upstairs single bed that was thrown has a broken bed frame.

Yesss! I still get the "are you still on OKC? Aw come on, why not?" from non-single friends, and it's hard to effectively summarize into words of how my relationship with it has progressed over the course of six weeks: from initially joining it with enthusiasm to the ultimate recoiling in fear each time I receive a…

I keep thinking the same thing. He's free to do what he wants with his money (and not without judgment), but I worked for an advocacy nonprofit that went through layoffs four years in a row because we couldn't get enough long-term funding. Three million would have saved us so much grief.

Ummmm. Can we talk about how/why Jacqueline Laurita of NJ Housewives was invited? This tops my initial "omg why is Perry Farrell there" reaction.

I JUST WANTED TO ENTERTAIN

It was a joke, but was clearly meant to provoke (why "Chris Brown?"). Loud attention-seekers come in many forms, but this new 'ratchet' phase is quite annoying, and slightly offensive.

And no neck tattoo! Phew.

But more importantly:

Miley, I fux'd with Lil' Kim.* I knew Lil' Kim.* Lil' Kim was a friend of mine.* Gurl, you're no Lil' Kim.

*May or may not be true.

RIP

"I'm not sure which is better — the booze and pearls of 1965, or the protein shakes and sports bras-as-tops of 2013."

The booze and pearls of 1965, always. And it's about time someone stood up and said this! (Or probably more accuarately - sat down and wrote this).

Nooooooo. What I liked most about Instagram is that it felt much more 'anonymous' than facebook and twitter. This feels like the beginning of the end...

Kim was buzzed on a combination of pills. Adrienne's troll husband astutely pointed that out (by type of medication, no less) after hearing her mumble some things over the phone to them in season 2.

Why isn't he being tried as an adult?

No, this is bad.

This. Is perfect.

(yes, that was news to me too...)

Jesus Christ! First of all - I attended UMBC for a year and ironically, the school has a huge population of asian students (myself included). I'm completely dumbfounded— she's either a moron and is one of those people who thinks she's "down" enough with the Asians to speak that way, or she's just a moron who's…

All things considered, I think 'one night stand' is the key phrase here - let's do it, enjoy it, and never speak to each other again.