Not to make you feel bad on so many counts (yeah, right), but I got a tankful 2 weeks ago, for $63.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Its kind of like West Side Story.

Exactly.

So what you're saying is, if I don't have enough time to go into another room and retrieve a gun from a locked safe, I don't have enough time to grab a gun that is literally within arms' reach of me right now, either? Well, congrats on developing the teleportation spell - mind sharing it? I'd love to just teleport out…

I can imagine the pre-pubescent screams.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I bet each one is 5, 7, 5 on the syllable count too—a bastardization of the true Japanese form, which is not concerned with English syllabics.

Really? I hopped over to them after ESPN started lagging. Great stream, high quality, and announcers who I couldn't understand but were fantastic. Watched it on my Macbook,

I don't feel I need to waste additional words on a company that is negligent, goes bankrupt, takes billions in taxpayer dollars through the bankruptcy process and then uses said bankruptcy as a shield against prior negligence.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-…

And fuck fanboy trolls.

Jesus, shut the fuck up.

Somehow it's so perfect that a Portland TV reporter unveils a US team jersey... for cycling.

Is the "hacking their money" thing really that bad though? Do they actually lose that money in the long term? I imagine that they at worst just have to deal with disputing the transfer or something.

I hope Jimmy Fallon says it so I can watch it tomorrow morning on Gawker, where it will suddenly be hip and funny.