Not to make you feel bad on so many counts (yeah, right), but I got a tankful 2 weeks ago, for $63.

I didn't know there was a comic adaptation, but it was originally a series of non-graphic novels that only existed because del Toro at the time was unable to sell them as a screenplay.

It's my favorite movie! I never get sick of watching it.

For the researcher's next study, they'll tell 4 year-olds that Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy don't exist and see how long it takes for the children to cry. Can't have children believing in anything magical or mystical, can we?

Best music video of all time.

As an adaptation of Heinlein's novel, it is an insulting, unmitigated mess. As a satire of gung-ho jingoism, it's a ham-fisted riot, served with a tasty side of curly fries.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Everybody I know who stayed behind or returned quickly to NOLA were very grateful for the "imported goons" (i.e., the National Guard) rather than the indigenous goons (i.e., the NOPD). The National Guard were great and badly needed. Man, I've heard stories ...

Additionally, the National Guard were personally helpful to…

That would still be zero though...

Richard Baker represented East Baton Rouge not New Orleans. He did not speak for the people who live here.

That Tauntaun is wack with poo-brain.

So now you know that self-imposed suffering is the key to later happiness.

Its kind of like West Side Story.

It's pretty far-fetched.

It's pretty far-fetched.

Exactly.

So what you're saying is, if I don't have enough time to go into another room and retrieve a gun from a locked safe, I don't have enough time to grab a gun that is literally within arms' reach of me right now, either? Well, congrats on developing the teleportation spell - mind sharing it? I'd love to just teleport out…

I can imagine the pre-pubescent screams.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Have they considered working from home with Google?