Anne Rice Hex ( or Krispies)

Honey I'm Gonna Nut Cherioh-oh-oh-oh

The real debate is whether you like: a) crispy fat b) slightly soft fat

Why is Sloth being tackled by the Broncos?

With the on field fight, the one in the stands, and the case of the group that curb stomped a gay couple last week Philly is definitely proving to be the City of Brotherly Love.

I worked at a bar that used eight, yes that's correct, 8 slices of cheese. Two slices of four different cheeses. You had to cook it with a dome in order to melt the cheese in the center of the sandwich. What made this perfect was the crispy cheese ring. The cheese melted out of the bread and crisped up on the flat…

I bet he got his Ash handed to him.

Goodell would never indict someone about their character.

Don't feel too bad Erin, the NFL hates everyone equally. Players are just stock options for the people with the real money. Move an investment here and there, loose a little money here and there but don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

All seriousness though, probably one of the best national anthems in a while.

Proving that white men can't dance or jump.

Two things for me:

Striking out on and off the field.

River walk is the turd in the toilet bowl, called San Antonio, that will not flush.

Could be worse. Check out Delaware.

We may be second to last for education but we are damn proud of being number one for happiest state.

It was either Cowboys or Niners! Then they switched them out with Notre Dame jackets because, "Catholic college blah blah blah… Go Jesus!"

Do you realize how idiotically hypocritical your statement is? Entitled to a safe space online includes EVERYONE. Even the people you disagree with.

Yeah! And then after we call their employers we can harass their family. I don't use Facebook or Twitter as that would be a personal waste of time. I don't care what someone from twenty years ago, that I don't even talk to, has to say or even care what's trending since I'm not a twelve year old girl.

You know they used to fling dead bodies into besieged towns or castles killing off people with diseases? Or what about razing villages as the army moved through pillaging all the food and wares. They would also kill all the men, rape the women and children and/or use them as slaves.