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HELLBOY
HELLBOY 2

The CGI hand-puppet zombies moved about as realistically as the inverse kinematics used for Garys Mod funny animations.

Crappy movie, lazy plot, lots of unfunny unworkable stupidity, ZERO CONNECTION TO THE BOOK.

SyFy = The Syphillus Network
(come watch us to get sores on your penis)

God the lineup is worse than SPIKE TV or the now anti-tech shows of the G4 fail-network.

"Brother WHO From Another Planet"?
YUCK.

Well, considering that when Apartheid was over the blacks managed to rapidly engage in mass-rape, mass-torture, mass-murder, and mass-cannibalism while murdering & torturing & raping the white farmers which fed the blacks, being compared to "Slimy Space Bugs" is an obscenely generous compliment.

Oh like the life version of Matt Damon doesn't look like tard-boy?
The stereotype is the fact here.

Rex Reed has a son?!?
But he's gayer than Liberace!

"Perhaps the real monster…is THE CANARY."

Why couldn't John Hinkley have shot Jodie Foster to impress Ronald Reagan?  Think of how many lousy Jodie Foster movies the world would've been spared.

Oooooooo.
ENORMOUSLY POWERFUL critics.
Because if the general public somehow doesn't find WHITE HATING BIGOTRY APPEALING and generally is repulsed by a script that turns the hero into a sick joke and are generally repulsed by the lousy lazy writing, then somehow magically…

Simon Pegg SERIOUSLY REALLY needs to go out for a bit and talk with Zach Galifianakis. At this point I fear that Simon Pegg is rapidly running down the Tom Green path (not knowing why his audience finds him funny and failing to exploit that funny appeal properly) of career suicide. Zach Galifianakis knows that most…

I also dislike that they've NEVER USED THE TRANSPORTER as a weapon.
I mean, holy heck, you've got a device that precisely remotely (light years in distance) can rip atoms apart at will.

I also hate T'Pol.

Yeah, nobody can beat the idiot black BORN IN KENYA guy who signs all bills as "Present".

Well, JANEWAY & Tom Paris evolves into giant lizards.
And given the character study of her for the series, that's too far up the evolutionary chain for that arrogant worthless incompetent wench.

It was the AFFIRMATIVE DYSFUNCTION CREW — IN SPACE!
None of them worth the air they took to breathe it.

Ahem…
*ACCIDENTALLY*?!?
ACCIDENTALLY???

So by breaking from the "Clockwork Universe" they fall into a "Lousy Writing Universe" (where the characters no longer drive the plot, they SERVICE the plot although it is growing continuously more illogical & painfully stupid).