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As for M. Night Slurpadong, he has ALWAYS SUCKED.
I'd the jobber work that he did for Will Smith's retarded unappealing repulsive child Jaden Smith pretty much should be the last work that M. Night StumbleWrong should ever get.

Idris Elba as Heimdall, Thor (2011)

Ah, the age of 21.
When every man can count to 21 with all of his fingers, toes, and his most special appendage.

And lots of piles of DORITOS & CHEETOS and marijuana.
And even a bag of Flaming Hot FRITOS.

"Palm Pilot"?
(Makes masturbating gestures)
(I do that anyway for anything I do on the computer. So much porn.)
(But this masturbating gesture is one of contempt.)
(Contemptuous masturbation)
(The most angry yet rewarding form of masturbation there is)

You misunderstand my finger tattoos.
They say, "THE BART THE"

And just think, APPLE WILL BE HOLDING THE WORLDS LARGEST FINGERPRINT REGISTRY in under 6 months.

Sadly, most non-macho heroes all tend to be fairly large douchebags if you look closely enough at them.

So someone actually cares about BumbleBatch?
Ha!
Having a role in the SHALLOW TREK sucky retarded knock-movies is nothing to be proud of.

You're lucky.
WORLD SNORE ZZZ was one of the lamest zombie movies I've seen since "Freddy Got Fingered".

Well, when they take up the cause of lamely parodying sucky fake "horror" movies like WORLD BORE ZZZ then they associate themselves with incompetence.

Yay, let's not have the characters be CHARACTERS, let's have them be shallow cardboard cutout sounding boards so we can push an agenda in the most crass & obnoxious way!

Any good cheap measure of a TV series worth is the memetic spread of ideas or phrases from that TV series.

Just what the heck is up with the DUCK DYNASTY hype anyway?
I'm seeing tiny stuffed dolls and frankly ridiculous amounts of merchandising at the Walmart store.

Heh, WORLD BORE Z was an intense insult to all the folks who read the "World War Z" books by Max Brooks.

South Park — LAME LAZY STUPID.
I figure Trey Parker & Matt Stone have been increasing their illegal narcotics intake past usable levels and are now wallowing in their own delusions, laughing at their own lame boring jokes after smoking pot.

"WORLD WAR Z" — The Zombie Movie less scary than an episode of "Goosebumps".  Less scary than an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants".  Less scary than "Mrs. Tibbles Takes a Trip to the Market" (for preschoolers).

If they release a version that isn't Amazingly Lazy & Stupid, I will be surprised.
Because the version I saw at the theater had zero in common with the same-named book and was comically awful in every respect without the required laugh track.

Well, I sort of have an interest in everything.
I also try to point folks to information that they can use.

It was unsafe to shoot in Philadelphia, too many black feral psychopathic gangs.