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On one hand, I love the animated series "DARIA".
On the other hand, this movie looks painfully agonizingly unwatchable.

Of course, other media have tied into the "Rosemary Clooney = Rosemary's Baby".

Christopher McCulloch, Doc Hammer, and Ben Edlund at least make an intense viewing experience with every minute of those 24 minutes packed with interesting characters.I've seen huge budget movies (Jar Jar Abrams "SHALLOW TREK" fail-reboot as an example) piss away 45 minutes or more with zero character development and

Well, since it's been awhile and emotions have simmered down, I figured I'd toss you a spoiler.

Cobolt Wango Tango.

Well, she's been milking her bullshit fable of being "Nearly homeless" for so long, one more lie isn't much I suppose.

The trick is the amount of ammonia in your blood.
 Seriously.
Remember back to when you've had vivid dreams. They ended when you had to get up or you'd end up peeing yourself.
Too much blood ammonia (not enough L-Arginine circulating in your blood) can cause dementia & craziness.  If you need to pee horribly then your

If you were paying attention, Sgt. Hatred also ended up destroying his old house (the burning cocoon fell upon it in a grand fiery mess).

We Are Never Ever Getting Into Leather (Taylor Swift Parody)

Ana Ng Lyrics

Does Will Smith remember that.
I think he forgot that tidbit in that last bomb of a movie called, "After Earf".

Nah, she's an ENT.
All of her acting is so wooden you could replace her with a end table.

Colonel Gentleman: "Colonel Gentleman's List of Things Not to Do: (#1) Get involved with a person a third your age. You HEAR me Dean?"

There is one science-reason problem though with Brainulo being Billy the Quizboy's absent-father.  Of course, Brainulo might just be a crazy non-time-traveling liar with a huge head full of smart, but not wise, brains.

The bit where The Monarch is flapping his arms up and down is just crying for a funny GIF to be made from it.