I remember when a Young and the Restless actor verbally broadsided the production values of a Hal Hartley-produced soap that only showed on the Sundance Channel.

What good is online list-maker unionization without plenty of housing to back it up? They should withhold all headline adjectives, save for “good” and “bad,” until their demands are met!

It’s got to be the case, look at all the tens of thousands of new pets.com employees, also paid in Internet Recognition Fun BUcks

I also heard that this lawyer’s fee schedule is as follows: “Works on contingency? No, money down!”

Why are we even bothering to fix catastrophic, human-extinguishing climate change when stuff like this happens.

Hey, you have five rings all based off a tanking season where you had a one-in-five chance of getting Tim Duncan. You weren’t doing that shit with Keith Van Horn or Adonal Foyle. Stop yer bitchin’, old-timer.

Can’t wait for the gritty Richie Rich and Little Lulu reboots

“The only gravelly-voiced, vaguely challenging-your-manhood voice-over actor who can talk shit about Mission of Burma!”

“I took a Zack Snyder Masterclass!”

Excalibur was the last movie that ever needed to be made about that claptrap. Also, Day of the Dead was the last zombie movie/series that ever needed to get made, more ideas there in 2 hours than in 9 seasons of Walking Dead/Fear the Walking Dead.

“People love Tom Arnold, right?”— ESPN Executive, re: Rex Ryan hiring

I don’t want to chance it initially, I’ll watch and see if there are mass detentions of non-watchers after the first week.

If the game goes badly because of a poor shooting performance by their superstar, then it can be “All in all / it’s just another brick from John Wall”

The NHL employed some of the same illusionists the Allies used in WWII to manufacture fake tanks and emplacements to confuse the Nazis.

I keep forgetting the NHL didn’t even have teams for the first 50 years of its existence, gradually expanding to three in the Post-WWII years.

(jumps out of time traveling Yugo in a town square in Montreal in the 1950s) THE CONFERENCE FINALS IN 2017 WILL BE PLAYED BY ANAHEIM AND NASHVILLE (hops back in before mass civil unrest erupts in Canada)

“I’m a baseball traditionalist! BTW, I bat my pitcher eighth and an incredibly slow strikeout machine leadoff”

The pansies will have the last laugh as they will probably persist well past our self-extinction

Something about this story doesn’t check out--- oh yes, Kyle Schwarber being on base.

At least their suckitude is directly related to the quantity of Matt Harvey-related posts. He’s the shitty, washed-up gift that keeps giving!