Step 1 : Throw your Windows computer in the trash

I love that movie, but my favorite is “Broadcast News”

Watch “The Piano” and “Broadcast News”. So good

Helen Hunt was a child actor too, starting when she was 9 or 10, and I love her work. Jodie Foster is amazing, from Bugsy to Hotel Artemis, just amazing, but my personal favorite is Holly Hunter. Raising Arizona, Broadcast News, The Piano, The Incredibles..I’m sorry, I love all three of these women and I feel sad that…

Goddamn, now you’re using Trumps go to excuse

Racist and sexist. What a fine feminist

The internalized misogyny on display here is gross. Feels like this should be on Barstool Sports

Well this was disappointing and a bit disgusting. Do better please

If mayo was a person...Evans is Dukes and Gosling is Miracle Whip

Is “Washington Predators” too on the nose?

Tell them to buy a 1973 Beetle and a copy of this book:

I guess you’re never heard of Elektra, or Martha Washington, or Carrie Kelley or Lara Kent...I guess staying ignorant is more fun for you

Elektra was a whore? Martha Washington was a whore? Carrie Kelley was a whore? Lara Kent was a whore?

Why are you confused? He created Elektra in the 80's and drew her like this:

The more tats a cop has, the shorter the fuse. What a psycho

If you are the praying type, start praying...

Cats are evil assholes, so of course they vote Republican

The only people nostalgic for Crystal Pepsi are people who never tasted Crystal Pepsi

If you can hide your dirty laundry then you can fool people into thinking you’re clean

“Don’t worry my fellow racists! I won’t let that black woman tell you what to do!” - Lyin’ Brian Kemp