Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

Seriously how fucking hard would it be to pour a 10ft wide 10ft tall quarter pipe.

So this is it, huh? This is the beginning of the end of a global super power. We didn’t go down from a nuclear war, disease, financial ruin, or even an asteroid. No... It goes down by voting in a B list celebrity TV star with the temperament of a 5 year old child... While China and Russia start making trade deals, US…

Actually, they lose. They just don’t know it yet.

Repost from earlier:

*citation needed.

Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he has an iron-tight pre-nup. But let’s face it; if she really wants shitloads of money, she could file for divorce and have a $15 million book advance within 24 hours and a $30 million film advance with a week.

These are the same type of idiots who think Syrian refugees can easily come in to the US and claim refugee status.

Flying commercial? How the mighty have fallen. I guess mindlessly blathering Exhibit #1 in every Muslim Ban lawsuit has cost him dearly. And I couldn’t be happier for it.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

After his proposed budget that would’ve cut $1.3 billion-with-a-b from the Coast Guard’s operations, I’m sure they are thrilled to see him.

Even better... he talks about the aircraft carrier and fighter savings which have nothing to do with the Coast Guard.

Yup, I was just listening, He delivered the most generic accolades to the work of the Coast Guard and then swiftly pivoted into a “woe is me” speech. And it went on and on. It was pretty fucking disgusting. He made their graduation about himself and his self-induced problems.