Do not wipe poop. Never wipe poop. In fact, take five minutes of your life and learn how to properly and SAFELY remove poop, thanks to our old friend Larry.

Is that 10,000 miles over 3 years or 10k/yr for 3 years? My wife puts on about 15k/yr and doesn’t travel, that’s just getting to work and back. Doesn’t sound like such a good deal to me.

I wish this car was available in RWD, I would order one in a heartbeat.

I did too a while back, but Firefox’s major update in late 2017 seems to have done a lot to fix that.

ALZN Wireless Headset ($19 Amazon lightning deal)

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Having driven the older ones a few times, they’re not the insane psycho death machines they’re made out to be. Not unless there’s an idiot at the wheel. Otherwise they’re simply an old school muscle car. Too much power, never enough tire, and the AC is complete bullshit.

Or a police officer outside MY door, for every single one of those hours.

Dear HOA,

Shout out to the Dunlop WinterSport 3D. Had them on my 2001 E39 a few years back, and they were unstoppable in the snow. Had Blizzaks on my beater Miata and my E36 and the Dunnies were every bit as good. Honestly, anyone driving around in the snow WITHOUT proper winter tires is a damn fool. The full set of Blizzaks on…

Cars were all snuggled in the garage that day, so does this count?

My BMW dings and displays the “it’s cold as crap” Snowflake Light whenever it’s super cold. My Tacoma’s bushings squeak like mad over every bump for the first half mile, then it mysteriously goes silent. Only does it when it’s cold.

There are two blue ones in my neighborhood.

Shout out to the 760Li in OEM Twilight Purple.

Enjoy every minute with it. My jealousy ends when I look out the window and see my 6MT 128i. :)

Simple, because I can.

The heated wheel is a gift from the car gods.

I do a kilt and flip flops in the snow. The breeze feels good.

I bought a used E82 BMW with the full winter options package. Heated seats and heated steering wheel, on a double-black car in FLORIDA. WHY?!?!

My dad had three generations of Silverado and they all had hopelessly crappy brakes. Underpowered boosters and pads made of kitchen sponges.

I hate you, that’s the manual RWD wagon I dreamed about!