This whole video took place 5 minutes from my office. I love this town!

MT driver with no speeding tickets here, but mostly because I slap that sucker into 6th and set the cruise. Only place I don’t do this is school zones because my cruise doesn’t work under 20 but the car idles perfectly at 15mph in 2nd.

Right?!?! This thing was a brand new model. I don’t even know if my BMW will let me drive blacked out if I wanted to.

Such great cars. Still look modern as hell 30 years later.

308 GTB? Had a customer with one. What a gorgeous car! Adorable pup, too!

He doesn’t entirely fit in my wife’s car...

And the icing on the stupid cake, he’s departing with his lights off when it’s obviously raining.

96 so a proper Tacoma SX. :)

22 years for my old Tacoma. Most reliable shitbox I’ve ever owned.

Someone tell that to half my neighbors who block the sidewalks instead of parking all the way up in their driveways... Ugh...

My #1 house-buying criteria was “two car garage”, but #2 on the list was “NO HOA”. Everything else was tertiary by comparison. To hell with HOAs.

As a BMW owner, I use my turn signal every single time.

As long as he isn’t trying to blame autopilot for what’s clearly lack of driver attention. Should we start taking bets on which electronic he was looking at that wasn’t “the freakin’ road”?

Them Duke boys never did know when to lay low...

New headline: Florida Man Does McLaren Donuts in the Snow, Forgets to Close Doors Due to Meth Addiction

If I had a soul crushing commute, I wouldn’t even think twice. An E39 525i or 530i with a 5AT. Yes, I love manuals, but I don’t deal with soul crushing traffic. My E39 525i was ABSOLUTELY PERFECT except for the 5AT. Being that I have a fun commute, I needed a 6MT and thus now drive a 128i 6MT, however that E39 was…

As someone who belts up 100% of the time, even just to move a parking spot, I whole-heartedly despise the idea of interlocks because it’s one more thing to break. Repairs will be expensive, not covered under a long warranty, and people will just bypass them when they break, bringing us right back to square one.

There’s always a diamond in the rough.

And yet still be the best Chrysler commercial in the last ten years...

It’s an ‘85 BMW that pulls a reliable 17mpg, that’s not hateful. The mid 2000s 3-series didn’t exactly do much better.