I love you, Doug. You are the most oblivious professional gearhead I’ve ever encountered. Please, continue to “simply not know” this stuff, because it’s entertaining as hell and makes you all that much more lovable.

Reno 911 was just Case Files From the Miami Dade Police Department

We leave the kid with my parents and sit in jacuzzis for seven days drinking and making friends. 10/10 every time, will cruise again. Lifetime cruisers here.

How can Toyota make such a functionally fantastic car, and yet make it so horrifically ugly?

Did this at Summit Point and at VIR. Riding a bicycle on a road course is a special kind of joy.

10-20-Life here in Florida. Kinda wish they’d run his tag and match his face with the video, this idiot belongs behind bars.

Well, further delving into the data revealed excellent emissions levels... Hmmmmmmmm........

Ashley is seriously chill. She not only let my 4 year old son sit in her car, but sat with him and explained every button and switch. Class act all the way.

Miatas will baby excellently. I drive my 5 year old son to school every day in my NB, strapped into a Recaro kid seat. I’ve never tried to stroller though, I stopped using them when he was 18 months old.

Lived in Fort Lauderdale, Sarasota, and now Jacksonville Beach. Never lived in an HOA development. Older neighborhoods are the best!

I’ll dare say it. Florida is a HAVEN for gearheads. No inspections, cops leave you alone (unless you’re speeding), parts are plentiful, junkyards are abundant... I roll around in a slammed minitruck with blacked out tint and no one cares. Got a neighbor who rolls around in an F430 with Tubi pipes, sucker is LOUUUUUD,…

Weird, there’s not much traffic at all in my area. We ride dirtbikes and ATVs all over, lots of MTB trails, lots of surfing/kayaking, karting, got a boat, etc...

Correct. I live at the beach, I sit out in the sun 12 months of the year.

My favorite winter beater is a... oh wait, Florida. Never mind, gonna go sit in the sun now.

“Under the seat” doesn’t exist in an NSX. Friggin chairs are bolted directly to the pavement.

Yeah, no, we were totally being serious. I want a Hellcat Ram to tow my Hellcat Dart while my wife follows us in the Hellcat Caravan.

I don’t hate it, I just don’t care for it. Gimmie my Miata.

He’s also gripping the inside of the bars, so he’s not exactly at a good leverage point anyway. My dad taught me on dirtbikes when I was not much older than this kid, I don’t see anything wrong with it. My cousin learned at 5 or 6 on a 50cc, I was in go karts before I was 7.

I feel like the extreme minority here. My phone NEVER leaves my pocket in the car. Calls go through Bluetooth and, unless it’s my wife, are ignored. Nothing is ever more important than arriving safely.

I sometimes just sit in the garage with the radio up, drinking a cold beer, and staring at my cars.