HEY YOU GUYS REMEMBER JOUST? HOW GREAT WAS THAT?!

INT. WAYNE MANOR - NIGHT

WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PATRIOTS

And what does this have to do with your original point? Oh nothing.

2000 called and you didn’t warn them about 9/11? YOU MONSTER.

Perhaps he had “no conception” (emphasis yours) of how fortunate he was because, in the course of his work, he had suffered repeated traumatic brain injuries that led to severe cognitive deficiencies, which his employer knew about but denied for a decade and a half. Maybe that’s an excuse?

Feeling philosophical? That’s cool. But really, none of us can answer that for you. From here, your comment seems completely without purpose. You’ll have to look inward to find meaning.

I’d be the jerk to leave this link and then unsubscribe from further responses. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-ora…

“We need to talk about elements of provocation. Getting pregnant, answering the door. We’ve got to do what we can to prevent this situation.”

When straight characters express love/sexuality, it’s normal! When gay characters express love/sexuality, it’s pandering!

When my daughter ran cross-country in high school (she's a senior in college now) there was a Muslim girl from another school that would compete in the meets while fully covered like El Sharnouby. Cross-country is hard enough but where we live in Nothern California it is often still hot in Sep-Oct which is prime…

Fun fact: People who sanctimoniously harp on the small errors of others often lead successful, exciting lives.

Carnac the Magnificent: It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

Hey guys, they should call him Orville Reden-blocker, right?

You're pretty tough for an internet commenter.

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

Always a highlight truther.

Seriously, you think the West Coast invented snow tubing?

Roses are red