Thank goodness there are still men like you willing to lecture internet commenters!

Cool. Thanks for replying on a more-than-year-old comment to chastise me about not enjoying something. Also, Spielberg hasn’t made a good summer popcorn flick since Minority Report came out 15 years ago, so good luck with that. 

Dude desperately needs a jumper.

woof

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN??

Stick to continuing to ridicule the piece of shit in the Oval Office, please.

And you’re a bit of an asshole in real life, huh?

If you don’t want to be a prick a good place to start would be not prickishly pointing out a guy’s shortcomings on the post about his death.

You might think you’re some sort of hero fighting against the bonds of political correctness, but to everyone else you’re just kind of a fucking asshole.

Seconded.

Throw your computer away.

This is fucked.

Legitimately shocked a writer at Deadspin would shit on a bunch of things a vast majority of others find likeable!

Comments like these are counterproductive unless backed by actual evidence. Until then, log off.

Are you 29?

How is this only a misdemeanor? She assaulted an infant.

Seriously. All I could think about while watching this was: “Wow, a lot of people are making cash off this homeless woman’s intellectual property.”

Fuck yeah, you’re my new spirit animal.

Man, Brubaker and Phillips; good team or best team?