Feeling philosophical? That’s cool. But really, none of us can answer that for you. From here, your comment seems completely without purpose. You’ll have to look inward to find meaning.

I’d be the jerk to leave this link and then unsubscribe from further responses. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-ora…

“We need to talk about elements of provocation. Getting pregnant, answering the door. We’ve got to do what we can to prevent this situation.”

When straight characters express love/sexuality, it’s normal! When gay characters express love/sexuality, it’s pandering!

When my daughter ran cross-country in high school (she's a senior in college now) there was a Muslim girl from another school that would compete in the meets while fully covered like El Sharnouby. Cross-country is hard enough but where we live in Nothern California it is often still hot in Sep-Oct which is prime…

Fun fact: People who sanctimoniously harp on the small errors of others often lead successful, exciting lives.

Carnac the Magnificent: It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

Hey guys, they should call him Orville Reden-blocker, right?

You're pretty tough for an internet commenter.

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

Always a highlight truther.

Seriously, you think the West Coast invented snow tubing?

Roses are red

It's really dumb because they can trot out Chris Webber, who is light years better than Reggie, or Grant Hill, who's still getting acclimated to TV but is not an idiot.

Nope. That's still serious sociopathic behavior.

Turns out she lost a child fairly recently, and that van was the family's sole mode of transportation. So you can understand her anger.

That's what I thought in the video, he looks like a big ferret.

No, "we get what we incentivize" puts blame on readers, who should not be blamed at all.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?