jesus christ, deadspin, we get it.

ugh

It looks like an enormous weasel, right?

Good show, old chap!

"Who the hell is Heath Evans and why is he on my television," is what I'd ask if I was either 70 years old or 18 years old.

Hello!

Do I smell a rebuttal video ... ?

Would it kill Lars to wear, I dunno, athletic clothing instead of baggy jeans while doing this? It smacks of the type of kid you'd see stay after school to practice judo alone in the gymnasium in the 35 minutes before women's volleyball practice began.

Whole lotta Chicago transplants in New Zealand, for some reason.

Yeah, who gives a shit about empathy, amirite?

Can't believe he didn't tear his ACL, too.

I think it's more one of those situations players so rarely find themselves in that it gets relegated to "The Attic of Jukes."

lol wut

Sure, but the score — clearly visible on the screen — shows that OSU was up 34-28 at the time?

And therefore you visit this site because?

Cool. Definitely be sure to keep writing the same 76ers article over and over again with slightly different wording.

Oh.

There's actually an ounce limit on the amount of beer/malt liquor you can buy at a bottle shop. I forget what exactly, I just remember college days of buying 2-six packs, walking outside and leaving them in front of the store with a friend and then having to head back inside to buy 2 more six-packs. I think the limit…

lol log off

Thanks so much for clearing that up.