Assault with a protein drink? No whey!

Oh hooray. The first Stonewall movie is about a fictional white gay male. This erases the BLACK trans woman who actually was the first to throw something (Marsha P. Johnson, if you’re wondering). It erases all the dykes who were being raped and arrested and who fought on the front lines of basically every important…

Honest to gosh, cross my heart this is true.

I hear that Duchess! I break up with somebody they’re dead to me for 5 years minimum. When I close a door, I don’t just lock it — I brick it over.

What kind of hellish kindergartens do they have in Boston, Ben? Show us on the doll.

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

My boob.

A few years ago, I was in the middle seat on a crowded flight. This massive dude ambles down the aisle and plops next to me. Bad start. The second we’re in the air, he reaches into his briefcase and brings out this incredibly worn manila folder. It has so many overlapping stains (coffee? alcohol? organic matter?) you…

The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Seen on an Airplane...

I feel so gladly accepting women to dialogue feuds one accomplishes at another.

Or the person who posts something emo like “Never thought that I could feel pain like this...</3” and then if someone comments with “What’s wrong?” they say “I try not to share personal drama on Facebook.” And then I die.

I make a point of never EVER responding to those people. If they want to act like they haven’t aged emotionally past the age of a toddler, I’ll treat them like a toddler by ignoring their bad behavior and hoping it will go away.

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.

yeah I had the same reaction/confusion

I just got back from a rap disco, myself. Brought my own hard cider, just in case.

On Saturday nights she loves to dance to rap music at discos with friends.

This shit makes me oddly nostalgic for Silverchair, who are the clearly superior terrible teenage hottie Australian band!

Oh Sinead-O- Rebellion, shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviorrrr.

Yep. From the guy caught on camera saying nigger.

I can’t see Bear Grylls without thinking of this <- video clip from very underrated British comedy/impersonation sketch show called VIPs (I think.)