Where does this madness end? It’s frankly ridiculous to insert asparagus into the story of a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is…

That’s a long-winded way of saying black.

Is she related to Biggus Dickus?

Damn I’m confused.

Obama criticizing Trump is just fuel for Trump’s fans and a distraction from the issues, Obama knows this. There are plenty of people better situated to criticize Trump.

“Just follow the laws and don’t get arrested and accept the consequences when you do get caught breaking the law” -Rich White Men

“Well I think it’s unfair. Throw more money at it to go away. This is going to ruin my future. Please give me some leniency” - also Rich White Men

Babies test a marriage, and toddlers test a marriage. I think it can be as simple as they very much wanted a baby, and went through some amount of hell to have one, and then when the baby finally arrived the fissures in their marriage cracked open. It happens all the time, and five years is a common break up point.

Wouldn’t ISIS claim responsibility for any terrorist attack? We just take their word for it?

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

“That was some weird shit.”

Side dude is what I have always pictured. Or a really gussied up llama in pearls.

Why is being within 1000 feet of a church a crime of its own?

Yes, yes, yes. This is why Scandinavian countries, for instance, are so accepting of universal health care and greater benefits for all - because they perceive the “all” as looking like they do.

This is why so many people voted for — and continue to support — Trump even as he promised to gut the programs they depend on for survival. They honestly believe there’s a fundamental difference between the “good” programs for (white) people in “legitimate need” that keep them afloat and the programs that exist to…

That was amazing. It is absolutely clear it was news to him.

Actually no, the prez said more than nothing, he gave an interview where he said roughly, ‘sometimes it’s actually the people being targeted who are the ones making the threats’ and now this utter piece of shit just gave him and his idiot followers (about 20% of the population) validity.

God the “maybe they’re doing it to themselves” crowd is going to love this.

I’ve been through the worst.