Which I always thought was, pardon the pun, bullshit.

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Elle Woods would be the Ruth Bader Ginsburg of her fictional universe.

At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

He is doing it instead of blinking twice.

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Hey, looks like that whole “master race” thing didn’t work out so well. Domestic abuse isn’t funny...unless it’s a bucket of racist shitheads. Then I’m fidna fall out my chair laughing.

Bingo. Why is one side expected to take the so-called high road, and let the other side run roughshod? Why shouldn’t the left “tell it like it is” for once?

The real question is: what does Kellyanne Conway owe to Feminism? Before first-wave feminism women weren’t allowed into universities and law schools. Before second-wave feminism her chances of being let into those schools would still have the been slim. Once out, she wouldn’t have gotten anywhere NEAR the White House…

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. The stock market rise is tied to the confidence people have that Trump will completely unleash businesses to do whatever they want. He is going to deregulate and let “the market” decide. Those irritating laws around financial instruments - gone! Environment issues -…

~Andy Borowitz

Oh god, yes! I am so sick of hearing about his “tone” and “presentation” WITHOUT PEOPLE BOTHERING TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS TERRIFYING AND AWFUL.

Why would you let this guy into your school?

This still makes me laugh

“Me being heterosexual and straight, and being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge.” This means she told dykes they’re going to hell, right?

They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

One of the more jarring and unsettling revelations in that 1980's interview where Trump talks about nuclear weapons (currently looking for a link) was the fact that he used to speak in complete sentences.

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