Jessica Williams is the best thing that's ever happened to the Daily Show.

Everytime I watch Jessica i'm just like

Squeeeeeee!

I have an identical twin sister and we made a little girl cry once in confusion. I felt bad, she just did not understand what was happening when she saw us together.

Exactly.

This is always the best, imo.

Oh, goodness! They're just so cute and cuddly!

That's how I look when trying to tell any babies apart. Except my head is bigger. And not adorable.

I'm still...just...

Sure, that's not a one way ticket to federal prison or anything. But you do you!

Some people just have to ruin everything, don't they?

I had a package containing knitting needles stolen from my front door. I would have loved to see the look on his/her face upon opening that package.

They didn't bake it, that was just a word used in this article. ***this happened in my hood, I'm not fact checking dog poop stories all willy nilly here

Plain poop will do just fine, thanks!

Some of us are nice. Or at least not psychopaths.

I would think having to screen and weed out animal abuse graphic photos often may be an unreasonable, psychologically hazardous work condition. This method on Gawker Media sucks for everyone. Yeah, I'm a dingbat burner who forgets and loses my code too often (having to start over with a new burner when I clear my…

What I don't get—(besides miserable thieves of course), is why does she keep having packages delivered to her front step if she isn't home? Especially after the first theft? And second? Can't she arrange to pick it up from the post office/ups/ or have it delivered to her work or to a secure location?

Ugh. They greys aren't grey enough. Can we go to blackout from here on in?