Truth.

It's actually $1800 :) In merchandise, not cold hard cash.

I just snorted my wine into my nose! Thanks!!!

Was wondering if y'all were going to cover this. Just another disgusting act from a disgusting company.

Beaver and maple syrup pie???!???!!!!1111?!! Explain! Think I might love it...

Bwa ha ha! Thanks for the reaffirmation!

Lot's of hugs, cupcakes, and booze for y'all. Being dumped in December is the ultimate worst. Sending happy vibes, and a giggling Boston Terrier to cuddle with.

I'm from Texas, home of a Sonic on every corner... What's Tim Hortons, lol? I just learned what a burner account was last night...

So I called a c u next Tuesday on Deadspin last night... Should I be offended???

Oh, and cheesecake bites= heaven!

44 Ounces of sugary deliciousness!!!

The most special pet I ever had growing up was a Boston Terrier named Rosie who had come from a loving home to my family when she was two years old because taking care of a newborn and two other children plus a young Boston was too much for the family. They took their time in interviewing interested parties because it…

And a Route 44 Mello Yello!

He's been my internet crush for a while now... So dreamy!!!

As a Longhorn who married a Sooner, this has ruined my evening. Why the hell did Stoops let the clock run down and not even try to go for it on 4th&1? Just shoddy game calling all around.

I have no idea what a burner account is? Could someone enlighten me? Thanks!

You 100% did the right thing. You didn't waste their time- what if something truly horrible was going down? I hope everything turns out ok for everyone involved- I would be completely freaked out.

That sounds delicious!

I feel so much better now. Fluffy kitty playing with toys always soothes the soul!

Thank you! Wasn't sure what to do.