can you do anything to get rid of the creep lastburneraccount? Oh my God, what an awful fucking troll.

I got the damn shot, and here I am on tamiflu and zpack cause I got this damn flu :( Biggest waste of money.

I had to rip down my Mike Seaver poster from my wall. So sadsies :(

I think I might totally watch this.

Best gif ever! You win the interwebz today!

So Lisa Rinna is skinny enough to shop at Lululemon. FML. Drove by there today and told Prince Sarcasm this time next year I'll be shopping there. Love seeing Lana Del Rey smile, though!

What a standup guy. Already loved the dude... Now I'm in love.

I know I am late to this party, but I would love to read your article. Can you please post a link to it? Thank you!

Is this what the kids are wearing to the bar nowadays? Damn skanks.

Holy. Fuck. Glad you survived that nightmare.

So freaking jealous. And your name is the best ever!

Praying Wendy Davis wins this November. If not, I'm getting the fuck outta Texas. What is this crap?

Bwa ha ha! What the holy fuck? Best laugh I've had in forever.

Several months later responding to you :) ETA just means edited to add.

I just vomited a little in my mouth. Ewwww!

"The construction of the head"... So many wins in this video!

Nope. Just nope. No words.

I got a bit weepy on this sentence as well.

My dog likes my panties. He digs in the laundry hamper after Prince Sarcasm and I have gone to bed. I have to go buy new panties on a monthly basis. Victorias Secret needs to give me a frequent shoppers card, stat. However, our Aussie does not eat the entire pantie. Just the ahem, crotch. So they are unwearable. I…

I just...uh, no. There was only one time in my life whilst in the service industry that I was ever groped/harassed. It was a year after Prince Sarcasm and I had ended our first relationship, so this would be circa 2003. I was a shot girl at a bar on 6th Street in Austin. Uniform was a tank top bearing the bar's name,…