With that clan, more is always better. You don’t buy one horse or two - you buy a bakers’ dozen - and then you make sure you post about it so everyone can appreciate how reallllly rich you are. And you don’t buy just any old thoroughbred (even though probably none of them can really ride) you must buy something very…

I was on a horse that was spooked by a car and took off toward a highway about a quarter mile away. My saddle hadn’t been properly cinched and I started sliding. I went head-first into a deep ditch. I had a concussion and I’m told by doctors today that damage was done to my spine. I remember almost nothing of the next…

I do remember that travesty. I hope things are better for you now. I didn’t spend $35,000 on my car. In fact I could buy two of my cars for $35,000. 

I’m the same age but I think the difference might be that I grew up in Europe and except for, like, truck drivers and teenage boys, there doesn’t seem to be as much love for giant fake tits as there is in the US. Plus, I think kids are just stupid and will tease you if you stand out for any reason - whether your…

Do you remember when she got married the time before? I do. I remember standing in a Meijer (grocery/misc. similar to Walmart) just before getting into the checkout, and calculating my bill. I was going to be $7 over budget, and was trying to decide whether to put back a six-pack of underwear I needed or a block of…

In repose, my bosom lacks pep; rather than two beautiful grapefruits floating aloft on my solar plexus, they more closely resemble those grapefruits encased in a tube sock and left to hang free.

I mean, sure there’s some societal messaging but let’s be real, way less of it now than even 10 or 20 years ago. When you look at models and most actresses, they tend to be on the small side. And famous women with big breasts are relegated to the ‘sexy’ category and/or not taken seriously, unless they downplay their…

I saw someone retweet her with the caption, “I can’t afford healthcare.”

I felt that.

And the cycle continues.

He’s just so desperate for daddy’s approval Sad. 

In case it matters to anyone, the breed is actually spelled “Friesian” (not “Freesian”) - part of my family’s ethnic heritage is Dutch, specifically the Friesland province, which combined with the fact that I was also a horse girl in middle school is why I know this.

All of the clothes worn in the Kardashian photos are 100% practical for a ranch. Nothing says Wyoming like Matrix-chic. Or is it, nothing says the Matrix like Wyoming-chic?

I know it’s not as common in Western riding, but I really wish they were wearing helmets. The kid in particular. Both for safety and to set an example, given the obscene reach of KK’s influence.

There are certain lines that make me and Husband just fucking crack up even though we’ve heard them a thousand times, like in Gunslinger when John Ireland’s drunkenly pawing Allison Hayes and Tom slurs “Booze hash knighted me King of the Loversh!” or in Monster a Go Go, where there’s this weird chime playing over and…

Their outfits couldn’t be any more perfect for who/what they are. Go the fuck inside, Ken & Karen. Nobody was coming for your shitty tapestries, but I guess we know who to start with for The Purge: Reckoning 45.

Disney People™ are fucking weird.

What irritates me is the “fans” that are jonesing to go to D-land. Like why? Why do you NEED Disneyland in your life that bad? I want to go out as much as the next person, but I can hold off my entertainment for the time being.

 Disney’s theme parks reported $1 billion in losses last quarter from closing its parks during the pandemic, and they stand to lose upward of $21 billion through 2022 if things don’t return to something resembling “normal.”

I will never not watch MST. Eegah! is one of my go-to episodes.