Given what people know about Sacha Baron Cohen, and his well publicized gimmicks and how he despises the right-wing, it should be taken as clever trolling.

I’m worried too, and it’s been better managed in Canada—not well, though. We’re opening up too soon, and with too much attention to people’s “rights” to not wear masks. The beaches will be the death of us—everyone wants to go to the beach. I get it—the weather is finally glorious—but no, no, no, no, no.

Hot chocolate and MST3K. And cookies.

I feel like when you feel ill in anyway lately our minds race to that

Asian here:

Florida Gulf Coast here. We aren’t in a hot zone, but I’m afraid we haven’t yet peaked. It’s amazing how many people I see in the grocery store not wearing a fucking mask. They are readily available now, so there’s no excuse other than assholery. We aren’t going out much at all and have only eaten out once (outdoors,…

The gorilla in the back freaked me out because he scared me when the spotlights were off and you could see his silhouette before the curtains closed.

Evil is a preservative.

“In other words, Wyoming is a well-rounded working-class state. A new state of Washington would not be.”

DC will not become a state because Republicans do not want a majority black state that will never vote for them. If 90% of DC had voted for Trump instead of Clinton it would have been made a state sometime in January 2017. But the same party that screeches about the tyranny of the Federal government is perfectly happy…

Fuck off, Dick. Your whole Reaganite, limited government, Southern Strategy bullshit is what got this country in the mess it’s in today.

A chiropractor once told me that I have one extra lumbar and one extra cervical vertebra. Many women with UD also only have one kidney (I have both tho).

PICTURED: Charles E. Cheese attempting to secret assets from the bankruptcy court:

That was my first thought as well, that surely one of her exams or pregnancy checkups would have found it? Or is it more of a one over and you’re good?

True, but as a semi-hypochondriac in her mid-30s, I can tell you this: We all just kind of assume that all of our inside goop is the right shape/size/tempo, and hope that it all ticks over with a minimum of fuss. Did you know that your heart can skip up to like one in 7 beats before doctors really think it’s an issue?…

Sure., but I don’t want to speculate about how much is nature vs. nurture when it comes to women’s sexual desire. Like, maybe we grew up with Beauty and the Beast so now some of us fantasize about being kidnapped or maybe B&tB taps into something deep and primal in our lizard brains. I really don’t know, but I think…

That’s so individualistic to the consumer of this movie/porn.

Just like a paperback novel
The kind the drugstore sells
When you reach the part where the heartaches
Come the hero would be me
Heroes often fail
And you won’t read that book again
Because the ending’s just too hard to take

“On a less progressive note, there’s no getting past the overwhelming whiteness of the interview subjects”

Yeah, I guess it was shortsighted for them to only interview people *actually* involved. Maybe instead they should’ve pretended that some of the victims were POC so that they could be more balanced?

JFC, it’s god…